"my arm hurts!"

lately youve been getting creative, and when something feels itchy or uncomfortable you tell us "my back hurt....kissit?" "my arm hurts...kissit?"

you even did this at night one night to con your way into sleeping in daddy's bed.

yesterday you came into the room holding your bottom and you said "mahmee!! my bothom hurts! kissit! kissit!"

no sir, tonight chocolate milk will be the remedy for your "bothom pain".

as i reached into the fridge to get your milk i realized, "my son just told me to kiss his ass". oh my.

love you boo!